Sunday, August 29, 2010

STRAWPEDO

[Straw:Torpedo]

v.

1 The act of chugging an entire bottle of drink (often wine) quickly and without taking a breath, using the aid of a bendy straw bent around the neck of the bottle allowing air to displace the liquid, hence increasing the speed in which one can down the beverage. Depending on the alcohol content of the liquid, this feat is usually followed by violent regurgitation, a loss of consciousness and on occasion, physical convulsions.


Nobody has seen Ben since the night he attempted to strawpedo a 750ml bottle of Jack Daniels.

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